me when someone needs help: do you need a…………. HAND?
my mom keps telling me to go to bed
do you ever just use an emoticon or phrase ONCE and then all of a sudden it makes up 99% of your daily vocabulary
You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…
what the flying fuck
yall need jesus
That Was Close
i think we all know this one person…
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
Josh Gad’s daughter is possessed by Frozen!
hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear